As one of the “Bonus Features” to my first comic LEFT FIELD, I created an unproduced screenplay for a z-grade USA Up All Night style beach sexploitation epic, as a gag/tribute/confession. (This is 2008? 2009?) It’s been available to download as a pdf here, but never anywhere online before otherwise. (Also: thanks, Creative Commons, for the beach image above).
WARNING: The trailers below are Not Safe For Work (NSFW) in that they feature sex, drugs, implied teen promiscuity, and Scott Baio. Please do not watch them at work while your boss is standing over your shoulder, disapprovingly. Please! I beg you.